Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

(Source: davesfranco)

thatbluebox:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

 #the best part was it was for odin to ride on too

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

Make it stooooop

(Source: itsjeremiah)

(Source: chernichno)

(Source: harrypotterconfessions)

“Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.”

(Source: qquiet)

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Sick.

insidicism:

;n;

oxboxer:

SKYRIM IS MY VALENTINE

These are dumb why did I make them

BECAUSE THEY’RE AWESOME!